• 1 bottle (…I mean glass) of Chianti

Do I know what that means? No. Does it sound good? Yes. Gramps, we’re keeping it simple for you with a nice glass of red wine. The drink that holds this whole family together. A bottle is at every family function and probably at the bottom of everyone’s trashcans right now. I think we love red wine just as much as we love you. Cheers!