• 1 Can of BudLite (or any other Sh*t Beer)
• Any Sharp Object

Officer Re, this one goes out to you. You’re a simple guy, so we have a simple drink for you. Your college days may be over but you still have the cocktail palette of a 16 year old drinking stolen beer from their parents garage refrigerator. But thats okay, we still love you. Enjoy this drink while you sit on your ass on Ridgewood Ave doing nothing.