• 1 Lemon Wedge
• 1 Lime Wedge
• 2 oz Vodka
• 4 oz Tomato Juice
• 2 tsp Horseradish
• 2 dashes Tabasco sauce
• 2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
• 1 pinch celery salt
• 1 pinch ground black pepper
• 1 pinch smoked paprika
• Garnish: lime wedge
• Garnish: green olives
• Garnish: parsley sprig
• Garnish: celery stalk

Now you’re all probably thinking “wow that cocktail looks like a lot of work” and you know what, it is. BUT lets all be serious for a second, if he makes this cocktail, thats the most work he’s doing all day. Is it just me or is this guy always on a “vacation”. Man, it must be nice being you. Oh well, kick your feet up and enjoy your 49th vacation day!