• 1 cup OJ
• 1 cup Pineapple Juice
• 1/2 cup Lime Juice
• 1/4 cup Light Rum
• 1/4 cup Dark Rum
• 1/2 cup Grenadine

Come on, we all knew it was coming. Also did you notice how I even used one of their songs as the title? Genius i know. Anyway, just reading this cocktail is giving me a hangover but i’m sure the way you’ll feel after drinking one of these is exactly how you feel the next morning after a Phish show. So find an empty bucket, pour this out, and blast some Phish! (insert air guitar).